Matt Beattie

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Don’t get too excited when you read the Fountainhead.

Eugene Mirman Lexington High School 2009 Commencement Speech
(via rickyv)

Although the quote above is truly hilarious my favorite part of the speech was, “Good luck with everything and don’t become addicted to heroin, unless you want to be a great songwriter.”

(via annamarie)
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Jun 01
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This guys car is packed with garbage.
This guys car is packed with garbage.
May 19
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Yes, that’s a Bill O’Reilly puzzle.
Yes, that’s a Bill O’Reilly puzzle.
May 17
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The sleepwalking dog.
May 12
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These curtains rule.
These curtains rule.